Prohibition Party Laid Down by Law.

TEAGUE CITY: Flouting of prohibition was in full swing last night in the usually quiet suburbs, as local politician and well-known underworld figure Sam Law threw a swinging party to celebrate the 20^th anniversary of his birth.

Resplendent in full flapper costume, stunning women from around the metropolis attended, escorted by dapper gentlemen in the finest attire of the day, including fedora hats, suspenders and that gangster favorite, firearms.

High-lights of the evening included high stakes poker games, various gun duels and the constant salvos of flashbulbs as the party-goers embraced "photo-graphy".

Several infamous and notorious characters of ill repute were in attendance at the decadent affair including Christina the Gamblerina and her male consort, Max "the Greek" Capone and noted physicist Simon Bohr.

Also in attendance were world famous dancers Alice and Tyanna, erotic novelist Mai Su, gentleman gangster Shanghai Jack, the mysterious Raj Jee and his new flame-haired flame Ania.

Mysterious white-clad late comer Meg added some flapper grace and class to the event, stirring up mischief and breaking hearts, particularly Lael's! …And Ania's. …And Su's.

With his ravishing girlfriend Jess by his side, Sam was presented with thousands of gifts, many of them from the mysterious east. Among the booty were a shiny new watch, new decks of cards and four hundred thousand pieces of drinking paraphernalia.

With the gambling, monopoly and suprisingly tame drinking games raging into the early hours of the morning, junk food was consumed, innocence smothered and foursomes formed.

There was no word today on the condition of the revellers, but hopes are held they will be back to their usual level of mischief come Tuesday.

There was also no comment from those who did not attend out of fear, laziness or crushing workloads.

Skankboi Social Correspondent

Premeds and Associated News (PAN)